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OUR MISSION
We strive as a company that operates in full cooperation with the local and federal governments of United States of America. Unfortunately we often have little stock because the products get banned in your house and many others nationwide. Because of the current product drought we will have to limit you to watering your plants only twice a day and you may only consume one ounce of useless products as we will collect the rest. It is also noteworthy that none of our employees have or will ever commit a felony.